THIS IS OUR

Chief Pooping Officer

Meet the icon. The legend. The balloon dog who gives zero... you know what. Stylish, shameless, and slightly inflated — he's the face (and butt) of everything we do.

He’s not just here to poop. He’s here to make a statement. On your shirt, your mug, your phone, and probably your bathroom towel too.

Because if you're gonna wear art — it might as well be full of it.